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11-19-04: Searching, searching, searching

Rozan & Stross Vs. Bookstore Shelves

by Terry D'Auray & ==== Rick Kleffel

Where to find it? It's a General Mystery.
S.J. Rozan is an acclaimed writer of series mysteries – the Lydia Chen and Bill Smith series that began back in 1994 with 'China Trade'. So, the temptation of many a bookseller would be to file 'Absent Friends' right there in the mystery section along with all her other novels. And although 'Absent Friends' is a true standalone (and true stand out) that definitely blurs the limits of the mystery genre, that categorization would make some sense. It is, in fact, a crime novel. But so were Dennis Lehane's 'Mystic River', Alice Sebold's 'The Lovely Bones' and Ian McEwan's 'Atonement', and while you may find Lehane in the mystery section, I guarantee you won't find Selbod or McEwan there. And to blur things even more, PW reviewed 'Absent Friends' as general fiction, which it is, not mystery fiction, which it also is.

So, where to look? My statistically invalid sampling of two bookstores yielded completely egalitarian treatment: one shelved 'Absent Friends' with the mysteries, while the other put it with general fiction. (Although, to be absolutely, anally correct, the store classifying it as general fiction displayed it on a big table one side of which was generally mysteries and three sides of which were generally not. That 'Absent Friends' was on the generally-not-mystery side may be attributed to ooze rather than evaluation. Or, it may be a simply brilliant solution to the genre cross-over problem, a special degenre-ized zone for those awkward in-between titles.)

Where you'll find these book will differ from store to store. But they're all worth finding.

The genre/general fiction classification issue has never much stirred my blood. (I'd much prefer to read the books themselves, rather than the articles and/or rants about their classification). But S.J. Rozan made a rather interesting point about all this in an interview in the October/November issue of 'Black Raven'. When asked if she considered 'Absent Friends' a crime novel, she said yes; but she then admitted she was "thrilled" when PW reviewed it as general fiction, a signal that it was "bigger than what they (PW) considers niche genre fiction". Rozan then goes on to say:

"This is the kind of thing that drives me nuts, people who say "I don't read mysteries, I only read good books". I resent those differences like crazy. They do two things, they force writers who deserve a bigger audience into the ghetto shelves, and concomitantly when some writers are let out because their books are better than you'd expect for the genre, it leaves a lower average level in the ghetto. And then people say "Ach, mysteries, they're so crappy". Well, they're crappy because you define everything that's good as 'not a mystery'."

I remember years ago asking the owner of a (not particularly good) bookstore why he didn't just shelve "cross-over" books in both places, so all categories of readers had a chance of finding them. His reply was that it made it too hard to keep track of inventory. So, there you go. Genre schmenre – it's all about tracking inventory! (Terry D'Auray)


Where are the guns and cell phones?
Step into another world of mystery.
Terry's not the only one to bump up against the genre barrier when it comes to finding books. Unlike Terry, I do rather enjoy getting exercised about genre classification. My reasons are quite selfish. Lots of the books I like get shelved in the Science Fiction and Fantasy Ghetto. And if these writers are to continue producing the kinds of books I enjoy, then the books need to marketed and sold effectively. My case in point here is 'The Family Trade' by Charles Stross.

Tor has designed and published this novel as a fantasy, and to be sure, it is a fantasy in the sense that it includes one fantastic element. But in style, content and execution, it's a wonderful, exciting, engaging novel of suspense. Fantasy, shmantasy -- ' The Family Trade' needs an Extreme Makeover!

Charlie's written a novel that to my mind will absolutely appeal to readers of suspense fiction, in particular, the work of Marcia Muller ('The Dangerous Hour') or Joe R. Lansdale ('Sunset and Sawdust'). Like these authors, Stross casts strong, smart women in the lead roles. He shares with them a sassy voice, an undercurrent of humor and a hardheaded approach to problem solving. Readers of Muller and Lansdale expect their characters to be smart. Sharon McCone doesn't go into the alley unarmed. Sunset Jones carries a gun. She uses it early and often. Miriam Beckstein, the heroine of 'The Family Trade', may be able to walk from our world to a seventeenth-century version of our world. But she carries a gun, a camera and a cell phone with her. The worlds she walks between operate on the same principles as those of McCone and Jones. Guns and money shape and move the people in 'The Family Trade'. This novel has much, much more in common with 'The Dangerous Hour' than it does with 'The Fellowship of the Ring'. There's no magic in Miriam's world. There is, however, an enticing economic opportunity. Readers who enjoy crime fiction with a dollop -- and just one quite judicious dollop -- of imagination will go nuts over 'The Family Trade'. Stross' prose is attention getting and gripping throughout. This novel is a quintessential page-turner, but filled with entertaining speculation about the intricacies of how money moves about and why.

But 'The Family Trade' is most likely to be filed with huge, plodding fantasies and marketed to a crowd that expects dragons, elves and wizards, none of which appear. Now, my take is that even if you expect elves and dragons, you'll be captivated enough by the gripping plot and prose to want the sequel, like, now! But because it's going to be shelved with SF&F, and because the cover illustration has a definite SF&F vibe, your average Sarah Paretsky fan is likely to pass this by. If you are a Sarah Paretsky fan, and you're reading this, don't let 'The Family Trade' escape you! As much as it pains you, step over to the land of spaceships and wizards, and buy this book -- or at least, pick it up and read the first page. My guess is you won't want to leave without finding out what happens.

There's the damage done by the genre-fication of all fiction, the cost of inventory concerns. The cost to readers is that they often miss a book they might otherwise greatly enjoy. How many SF fans are missing out on Jasper Fforde's novels because in many bookstores, he's filed as mystery? And conversely, how many mystery fans are missing out on F. Paul Wilson's Repairman Jack novels because they're filed as SF or horror? That's why we toil away here with non-random rants and relentless reviews. If you're a reader, you've only got so much time in the bookstore to figure out what you want. If the bookstores and publishers won't help you buy books, then we will.

11-18-04: Liz Williams 'Banner of Souls'A Dual Rex Media Tied-Together Tie-In

A Paperback Strategy

Cover illustration by Cliff Nielson, design by Jamie S. Warren Youll.
I find the different strategies that different publishers use to bring a writer to the world quite interesting. The example today is Liz Williams, an incredibly talented writer who turns out one book after another without resorting to series writing. Last year, her novel 'Nine Layers of Sky' offered readers a finely-tuned look at recent Russian history, blending science fiction and fantasy tropes in a surreal exploration of science, myth and dreams -- all in a $5.99 mass-market paperback. She follows that up this year with 'Banner of Souls' (Bantam Spectra Mass Market Paperback; October 5, 2004; $6.99), a densely written and conceived far-future epic.

Williams is a top-notch author who writes science fiction that varies greatly from title to title, but always features fine, poetic prose and fascinating speculation. She's clearly a first-tier writer, and her US publisher has made the decision to release her work first in mass-market paperback. Everything about the books -- even the lovely covers -- is worthy of hardcover publication. But readers can reap the rewards of her fine fiction at a bargain price. Presumably, somewhere along the line, there's a better ROI for both the author and the publisher.

'Banner of Souls' looks to be one of those great books to curl up with on a rainy day. I remember her talking about this book back at her Kaffee-Klatsch during Worldcon in 2002. She told us it was to be about "haunt-tech", a technology that works by harnessing energy from the realm of the dead. Humanity has been given this boon by an alien race. Of course, the question with any gift from an alien race would be: "Is it a cookbook?"

The new Night Shade hardcover collection of short stories.
A young girl named Lunae may hold the key to understanding all the implications of haunt-tech, the alien gift and its connection to those who inhabit the world of the dead. She is protected by the Martian Warrior Dream-of-War. But she's also the target of Yskatarina Iye, daughter of an ancient clan from a ghost-realm at the edge of the solar system. We're looking at a complex but comprehensible piece of world-building.

Now while I might wish to see a hardcover of this first, there are a lot of advantages for Williams in an MMPB edition. She's reaching a lot of readers in the first shot, and she gets wider exposure; that is, the book shows up in stores where it might not otherwise land. And of course, there are always the aftermarket first editions from publishers like Night Shade, who recently released her collection 'The Banquet of the Lords of Night and Other Stories' in hardcover. Readers can even find some of her older works in UK hardcovers from Pan Macmillan. But the next time you're grocery shopping, hopefully you can step over to the book rack and pick up a copy of 'Banner of Souls'. Read the first two chapters; I just did, intending only to read the first page. Which should, of course, tell you something. It should tell you that Bantam Spectra's strategy is working. Because Liz Williams' writing works.

Eric Garcia's Sc*F* Channel Screen Time

Well, they really knocked themselves out on this cover.
I've been interested in Eric Garcia's work since I first saw 'Anonymous Rex' on the bookshelves. The novel's premise looked pretty fun: Vince Rubio is a hard-luck private eye in LA. He's also a Velociraptor. You dinosaurs never became extinct. They become uncommon, intelligent and quite good at disguising themselves in modern America. They wear latex costumes to hide the obvious bits -- the tail is the biggest problem -- and lead lives of quite desperation with the rest of us. You get a dollop of noir, a heaping helping of the absurd and a look at our own society through, well -- a predator's eyes. But these velociraptors are more inclined to have rare steak than give chase to hapless prey. They're civilized -- to a point. Hardboiled mystery seems like a sub-genre ripe for a genetic splice with goofy satire, and I put Garcia's work on my long list.

Garcia followed up 'Anonymous Rex' with a prequel, 'Casual Rex', which is why the book that came out later shows up first in the omnibus edition 'Anonymous Rex / Casual Rex' (Ace / Penguin Putnam Trade Paperback; November 16, 2004; $15.00). I must admit I was ready to flame on these publishers who didn’t even know the order in which they published the novels. But not only do they know the order; they've apparently actually read the books! Perish the thought.

Readers might have noticed 'Matchstick Men', released late last year, also a Garcia novel and quickly pre-snatched by Ridley Scott and turned into a movie starring Nicholas Cage. (It was a hardcover that announced its own adaptation and the director, which I must say seemed more than a little fishy. But I digress [for a living].) So it should come as no surprise that The Rex series would show up in an adaptation as well, and if it goes to the small screen, then it's also not surprising that it will show up on the SciFi (every time you use that word, Harlan Ellison says "FUCK!" no matter where he is, no matter what he's doing) Channel in January 2005. Or at least it's supposed to, but one must always take note that the world of film and TV adaptations is littered with the corpses of un-filmed and un-aired adaptations. So until the SciFi (sorry Harlan!) Channel pushes those electrons through the grid, one would be well advised not to hold one's breath.

Movie schmovie -- we care about the books, right? Well, now you can get two for the price of one and read them in the chronological order of the character's timeline. Now, as Joe R. Lansdale would say, "this is not a book of big thinks". It was chosen as a "People Beach Book of the Week". Now, they say that like it's a good thing, and perhaps, just in this case, it is. Let's pretend that you'll admit that you read People Magazine at the dentist. Let's pretend that you're in the right hemisphere for beach reading. Should you pick up 'CR/AR'

What would you find?

It's pretty much as advertised -- a goofy, aw-shucks PI shtick drolly done by walking, talking velociraptors. Fun, fast reading that would easily fit into the BART books category. The chunk I read had a pretty low weird content. There's not a lot of serious extrapolation going on here, and there's not a lot of culture-shock. Instead, you get some fast and easy satire at the expense of well, everybody. You know, I mentioned Joe R. Lansdale above and I'm thinking that his readers might just have one hell of a good time with these books. One proviso, however: buy this edition and read them now, before the TV series airs. Then you can join in the fun, comparing the books to the adaptation. What do you think is more likely to yield a worthwhile entertainment experience: reading the novels in the now-correct order at a bargain price, or watching the SciFi (oh, damn, sorry Harlan) Channel adaptations? Here's your clue: 'Boa 2'.


11-17-04: 'In Darkness Waiting' for like, Sixteen Years! ; 'Wolves Eat Dogs' for Martin Cruz Smith

John Shirley's MMPB Classic Re-issued

You would do that. I know you would.
Yes, we all know that the 1980's were boom times for those prophets of doom, the horror writers. They could call themselves that back then and be proud. It wasn't something to be hidden or euphemized into "Dark Fantasy". What the hell is that, "Dark Fantasy"? I mean, only recently have any fantasies managed to "light up" by being set in a locale where the natives actually had amenities like running water and electricity.

OK, yes, I know, dark fantasy, new weird, or even the Old Peculiar, as Graham Joyce calls it. I'm fond of the latter, especially as it's also a rather wonderful dark, bitter beer that I used to drink in my misspent youth. Driving down to the British deli in Irvine, picking up a four-pack of OP and a steak and kidney pie -- those were the days. Dark fantasy, hoping to draw in the bazillions of people who have seen LOTR movies and have decided that they now love fantasy. You've got to love them. They're keeping genre fiction afloat. But what happens when they pick up a novel labeled "Dark Fantasy" and find out it's a vampire novel? They may lose their newly found affection. Now to be clear, the label dark fantasy is playing on the term fantasy in its loosest definition, that is, events of a fantastic nature. This is the definition of fantasy behind the mind-bogglingly wonderful 'Encyclopedia of Fantasy' mastered by the encyclopedic minds of John Grant and John Clute. To my mind, only these two have the right to use that term. Publishers hoping to fob off some loose-fanged vampire love-story should step aside. But then, come to think of it, many a person who found their love of the fantastic in the LOTR movies might be just fine with erotic vampires. Hey, it's all "genre fiction", it sells and advances the causes of many a fine mid-list author. I say: Bring It On.

Would you do that?
But in the interim, we've missed some fine, fine fiction. Works that deserved better than foil covers and gerund titles. To my mind, one of the finest writers of genre fiction is John Shirley, and one of my favorite titles of his is 'In Darkness Waiting'. (Note the gerund.) Using many of the tropes of 1980's horror, it's an intelligent, intellectual piece of literary science fiction horror and definitely not one of the many (often enjoyable) "terror in a small town" novels that exploded off the shelves in the 1980's, often injuring unsuspecting passers-by.

'In Darkness Waiting' excels because Shirley has managed to concoct a wonderfully imaginative horrific metaphor for what he calls 'Empathy Suppression Syndrome' -- that is, our ability to disconnect from our own humanity and torture, maim and kill one another if called to in the name of God, country, or the voices in our head. But then -- they're all voices in our head, aren’t they? And they whisper so sweetly. What Shirley creates with 'In Darkness Waiting' is exquisitely imagined and grippingly plotted. All you need to do is surrender.

Even when it came out, I thought that 'In Darkness Waiting' deserved a hardcover publication. We can then thank the seemingly ubiquitous Paula Guran at -- the folks who brought back Dennis Etchison's out-of-print Stealth Press omnibus collection, 'Talking in the Dark' -- for finally, finally bringing out a hardcover and trade paperback version of 'In Darkness Waiting'. The publication date is February 2005, but I suspect it may be ready sooner. And I also would suggest that readers ask their local independent and even their (shudder) chain bookstores to order the book for them, though you can get them direct from the publisher. It probably doesn't matter. Just do whatever you have to get your hands on this volume. It's deeply disturbing and engagingly page turning. And thanks to (i) infrapress and, it's no longer waiting out there in the darkness. It's here. You’re ready. Have at it.

Enter the Zone of Exclusion With Arkady Renko

...but people don't eat wolves.
One of the most interesting authors to escape the mid-80's horror stain was Martin Cruz Smith. Does anybody else remember a certain very cheesy movie by the name of 'Nightwing' about hordes of vampire bats? Maybe it's only me. Well, Martin Cruz Smith didn’t direct the movie, but he did write the book 'Nightwing', and amazingly enough, he's lived to tell the tale. In fact, he's still publishing hardcover first editions, which isn't true of many writers from that period.

That's certainly because his breakout novel (as they like to call them) was 'Gorky Park', a quirky mystery set in Russia in the midst of the Cold War. Detective Arkady Renko was memorable enough to get resurrected in 'Polar Star', which featured a wonderfully gruesome set piece involving eels. Lots of eels. It still gets mentioned around the house any time his name, or the Bering Sea comes up. Or eels.

Arkady Renko is back in 'Wolves Eat Dogs' (Simon & Schuster, November 16, 2004, $25.95). Unfortunately for Arkady, he's back in the Zone of Exclusion. When one of the new Russian billionaires is found dead in his high-tech, high-security, locked door haven, his comrades want to call it a suicide. Renko is not so sure. When another man is found dead, this time inside the Zone of Exclusion that surrounds Chernobyl, Renko is sent to investigate as a punishment for not obeying orders. There he finds a setting not unlike that portrayed in Boris and Arkady Strugatsky's science fiction classic novel 'Roadside Picnic', adapted into a singularly eerie movie by Andrei Tarkovsky called 'Stalker'. Scientists, and former residents who have become scavengers, live in a ring around the zone, and enter it in risky excursions to seek salvage. Renko seeks the truth behind the murders, but finds an increasingly murky mix of the Russian mafia, mysterious Americans and brutal local bullies.

Smith offers a very nicely turned dark vision and has for quite some time. In a sense, his work is still informed by his long-ago fling with writing horror. If, like me, you've managed to sort of keep up with Renko, this looks as if it might be the best yet. I mean, who could not want to enter the Zone of Exclusion? The name itself is an invitation.

11-16-04: Channeling 'Cleopatra 7.2' With Elizabeth Scarborough; Allen Steele's 'Coyote Rising'

Walk Like An Egyptian

Together again.
Today's grab bag of books brings readers a couple of follow-ups to popular and well-reviewed novels from a two years ago. Like everything else in the literary world, the decision to read serial fiction is best made on a case-by case basis. With these two novels, it is pretty clear that both writers intended to continue the stories they started. But nicely enough, they both provided complete stories in the first novels. What readers really want to know is whether or not the stories in the new novels will find them staring off the edge of a cliff or closing the novel with satisfaction and the warm glow that comes with knowing a new novel with the characters you love is just around the corner.

The progenitor for 'Cleopatra 7.2' (Ace / Penguin Putnam; December 7, 2004; $23.95) was the frothy 'Channeling Cleopatra', an odd combination of hand-waving science fiction, goofy comedy and running 'round the desert mystery-chase scenes. The premise is not one of those that will bear up under close examination. Nucore has developed a method of "blending" DNA extracted from the dead into the DNA of the living in such a way that the dead are brought to life as a second personality within the living host. Leda Hubbard (not a relative of L. Ron, but she should be!) wanted to be an Egyptologist, but it didn’t happen. She's a forensic anthropologist, and she's not pulling down a guest gig as the consultant for any of the plethora of forensic TV shows. So when an old friend -- well, really the old friend's husband, who has blended his wife's DNA into himself, so can never, ever get any rest -- calls up Leda and says, "Honey, I've got this swan, I want you to meet..." No, really. The phrase is "long story short", and the answer is, Leda gets Cleopatra's DNA and her personality rattling around in her head.

Written in a sort of tribute to Barbara Michaels and Elizabeth Peters, 'Channeling Cleopatra' opted to stay strictly on the light side. And speaking of characters we liked, while Cleo and Leda were the main characters, Leda's father, the swan, no, no, sorry about that, no swan in sight -- Leda's father, Duke, stole the show and provided the best moments of humor.

Seperated at birth? Not yet. Oooh, too much fun.
So it's good to know that for 'Cleopatra 7.2', I saw solid evidence that Duke is back. But there's even stronger evidence that we're to take a turn for the more serious side. 'Cleopatra 7.2' is the newly blended Gabriella Farouk, because there is definitely enough room in this world for two Cleopatras. As if.

Of course, back home, the reception to Leda's example of blending technology is not particularly welcoming. The blended are disappearing. Gabriella is -- at Cleo's urging -- looking for a suitable recipient for Marc Antony's DNA. (I used the world silly earlier, didn’t I? I hope so.) Of course the suitable candidate quickly becomes embroiled in a Middle East political upheaval. Stir lightly, serve with ample helpings of Duke.

But I'm not certain that Duke plays the prominent part in the proceedings that he earned in the last outing. That's the trick of writing sequels, in that writers have to respond to what the readers enjoyed most of the first book, and alas, that's not always going to be what you, the writer, planned.

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Space Travel

Allen Steele's 'Coyote' operates on a much firmer territory, at least so far as getting my hardcover dollars is concerned. The first novel saw the launch of a ship intended to colonize the stars, starting with the nearest inhabitable planet, Coyote. Set in a dystopian America of the near future, when there's only one party that calls itself the "Liberty Party", the men and women of Coyote are intended to reflect the beliefs of this totalitarian state. But the men and women who man the ship are dissidents, and they manage to get off the ground with a passel of folks that the Liberty Party considers traitors. Is this sounding familiar to anyone? OK. To give you an idea what I'm talking about, they set out on a ship named the Alabama. Still, they manage to get there and get some sort of civilization set up, one presumably with something more flexible than the one-party system that so many seem so enamored of. Until the Earth arrives to put set things a-wrong.

Steele gave a speech to the House of Representatives in 2002 on the importance of space flight, which he's got archived at his website. He's a passionate and intelligent supporter of the proposition that mankind should explore space as soon -- and as intelligently -- as possible. One hopes he made some inroads on that proposition with his speech, would be ill advised to hold one's breath in anticipation of results.

Where is that confounded bridge?
Meanwhile, in Steele's future, trouble is afoot in 'Coyote Rising' (Ace / Penguin Putnam; December 7, 2004; $23.95). After Earth arrived to put the foot back down on anything remotely resembling freedom, most of the inhabitants of the colony fled. Those who stayed apparently enjoyed the oppressive single-party system, and rapidly decide to dedicate themselves to tracking down the pesky dissidents and showing them what-for. To this end, they're building a bridge from the East Channel to the territory of Midland where the rebels have fled. Given the cover image, I'm thinking the bridge is going to prove to be a bad idea.

In 'Coyote', Steele clearly created a world that would not only allow but demand more exploration. He's also got a pretty intriguing cast of characters, who tend to walk the line between freedom fighter and terrorist. He's used science fiction to force an examination of the present that is likely to prove unflattering. My suspicion is that readers who enjoyed 'Coyote' would be well advised to pick up the sequel, if for no other reason than that it seems like the kind of book that may not get a real positive reception except in SF circles. And while we're at it, readers have a chance to get in on this series, because there are clearly going to be more books. You're only one book behind at this moment, and if you pop out now and buy 'Coyote', then by the time you finish, 'Coyote Rising' will have arrived on your bookstore shelves. No amnesty required!

Allen Steele Responds:

"...about COYOTE and COYOTE RISING...I noted that you drew an association between them and the testimony I gave to the House space subcommittee a few years ago. Considering that I was writing COYOTE when I did that, no doubt there was a crossover effect.

One thing to point out, though, is that -- at least as it now stands -- the "Coyote" isn't going to continue indefinitely, but rather will come to an end. I've just turned in the third and final novel, COYOTE FRONTIER, to be published by Ace in December `05, and this book pretty much brings everything to a close. I may write stand-alone stories set on Coyote, and I'm also intending to do a spinoff novel set in the same "universe," but that's pretty much it. There won't be a GOD EMPEROR OF COYOTE or MASTERMIND OF COYOTE or even ABBOTT AND COSTELLO GO TO COYOTE.

On the other hand, considering that I didn't originally intend to write a second novel, let alone a third, this too may change."

Thanks, Allen -- it's great to hear this.

11-15-04: Literary Amnesty; Cemetery Dance Issue #50; What is Jeff VanderMeer's 'Why Should I Cut Your Throat?'?

Non-Fiction By Horror Writers for $1000: "Pontificate! Argue! Rant! Whine!"

Can't trust a gods-damned Minotaur, can you?
"Who is Jeff VanderMeer, and why does he want to cut my throat?" you might well ask. Herein are more answers than you're going to be able to assimilate in one sitting, one reading, one week or probably even one month. But if you're in need of bed stand reading for the book and odd obsessed, you'd be well advised to spring for 'Why Should I Cut Your Throat?' by Jeff VanderMeer, a collection of non-fiction essays, reviews, rants, whines and whinges by the peerless modern fantasist. Obviously almost worth it for the disturbingly beautiful cover image by VanderMeer standard Scott Eagle, 'Why...?' offers within a bevy of good advice from a man of fascinating if not peccable taste.

VanderMeer is the author of such luminous and numinous fiction works as 'Veniss Underground', 'City of Saints and Madmen' and the short story collection 'Secret Life'.

I mean -- look, if it's not impeccable, it must be peccable, right, no matter what spell check says. And 'Why...? is if nothing else peccable, because VanderMeer's not afraid to make a literary omelet, or at least line up the eggs and break regardless of the size of the egos. You get Yet Another Harlan Ellison Story, you get a Michael Moorcock, rock star, you get reviews of stuff you'll love and maybe some reviews of stuff you'll hate. What you won’t get, ever, is something you could easily find in any other venue. You'll get strong opinions about actually weird fiction, much of it translated, and peculiar beyond being about monsters, psychic powers and whatnot.

'Why...?' is divided into three main sections; 'Career and Craft', 'Reviews' and 'Criticism'. You'll start up with a salty preamble, skip past a couple of interludes and finish off with a coda, but don't plan on getting there too fast. You'll want to draw out the reading of Jeff's non-fiction, to immediately follow-up on some of the reviews he offers and give yourself time to soak up his thoughts about the writing life, the fiscal death and highly detailed discussions of odd books few normal people have ever heard about.

What makes the book work is VanderMeer's often-unedited voice. He's brash, annoying, to the point and perceptive. He pops up with knowledge that by rights should be locked away in a dusty suitcase or the bottom drawer of a desk hidden in an abandoned building. VanderMeer, as we have come to know from his fiction brings one particularly strong point to his writing. He's unafraid -- even of himself.

No Half Measures

Conquest of Bernie Wrightson.
No half-measures were taken in stitching together issue number 50 of Cemetery Dance magazine. CD is knocking back milestones this year, in terms of years in publication and now the number of issues. This time they're also knocking back the quality milestone, as they manage to top themselves without killing themselves. Neat trick, that.

You can see lots of the fiction roster on the front cover; Douglas Clegg, Glen Hirshberg, a new poem by Ray Bradbury, Bentley Little, Norman Partridge, Ray Garton, and even a very nicely done ghoulish, garish comic by Glenn Chadbourne. The non-fiction roster is equally stellar. This issue includes interviews with Stephen King, Elizabeth Massie, Mike Mignola, Genevieve Jollifee and Mick Garris. Joseph Nassise talks to Earthling Publications, Norman Partridge reminisces about 'the First Dance', and various author (including YT) 'fess up and spill the beans on 'The Three Genre Books I'm Embarrassed to Admit I've Not Read'. Thank you Robert, for putting up with mine whine!

Of special note is the art for this issue, including Bernie Wrightson's cover painting, which is from the "Frank Darabont collection", and contributions by genre favorite Allen Kozowski. But one can't neglect the fine work of Audre, Randy Broecker, Alex McVey, Keith Minnion, and Chad Savage. The fine design, layout and the actual pages-and-paper publication of CD have been among the great strengths that make this issue a milestone we should care about. Remember -- they're doing limited edition hardcover versions of the magazine, and if you're inclined, this would be a good issue to look at in hardcover. But no matter the cover, CD is always worth your time, because, bottom line, it's packed with great writing. And that demands only that you read it!

Literary Amnesty

"Eins zwei drei view funf."
You know, we just wrote recently about Serial Amnesty, that golden gift that writers of serial fiction give when, in the midst of a long series, they issue a one-off, standalone novel so that those of us who managed to miss their stellar work in the first round can get a crack at an author we might like while reading a current piece of writing. Assuming we like the writing enough, we can then go back and start working our way through the series.

Last week, when I finally saw 'The Final Solution' by Michael Chabon at Bookshop Santa Cruz and Capitola Book Café and BookWorks Aptos, after being clubbed over the head three times, well, I finally got the message. Picking it up, hefting it a bit and then looking at the similarly sized 'Men and Cartoons' by Jonathan Lethem, I realized that there was a fully and solely literary equivalent to serial amnesty. That would be Literary Amnesty, the gift given by those writers of huge, dense, award-winning works of great literature when they issue a short, readable, accessible piece of fiction for "the rest of us", as it were.

Chabon, for example, has been on my to-buy list for years. I'm still kicking myself for not nabbing the signed firsts of 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay' that some bookstore was offering in a catalogue for $45 a pop. What was the matter with me? What was I thinking? I wasn't thinking, that much was clear. I was floating along, reading monster books and thinking I'd get to that one later. Well, it's definitely later now. And Chabon has just brought forth the kind of novella that sets my literary sensibilities on full alert.

One of Jay Ryan's illustrations.
Literary Amnesty in a short collection.
'The Final Solution' finds a certain once-famous detective long retired, now spending his days beekeeping. While watching from his window, he sees a young boy walking with a parrot on his shoulder. The boy is mute; the parrot loquacious, reciting long strings of numbers in German. Someone is murdered; the boy disappears.

Gorgeously illustrated by Jay Ryan, 'The Final Solution' more than lives up to the multiple implications of its title. Beautifully. Powerfully. Briefly.

And that's the rub. Readers can get a full dose of Chabon's genius in a chunk easily read, leavened with illustrations and meaty enough to send you to the bookstore to pick up the rest of his oeuvre. And yes, you'll be ready to read an "oeuvre" after reading 'The Final Solution'. It looks to strike the balance between accessibility and ambition.

Similarly, though I've written about it before, it pays to mention Jonathan Lethem's 'Men and Cartoons'. Now, I understand that many of you might be a bit hesitant to pick his last year's masterpiece, 'The Fortress of Solitude'. It's a big book and it implies a big reading commitment. But if you have any hesitation, you get a perfect and very concise entrée into the novel with 'The Vision' and 'Super Goat Man', two stories from the collection which seem to inhabit the same universe as the novel. It's a universe you'll find in exactly one other place; between the covers of 'The Fortress of Solitude'. I just saw the hardcover version of this fantastic -- in all senses of the word -- novel as a remainder over at Bookshop Santa Cruz. The mind boggles. The wonders are there. You've even been given literary amnesty for the crimes you've perpetrated on yourself. Literary omission is the perfect crime. Nobody knows what you're missing but you. And now that you know it, let me suggest that you can take the first step to prevent literary omission. Accept literary amnesty. Life is short, and so are these books.